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Tare de urechi
Se uita Ion peste gard si il vede pe Vasile jucand tenis cu Agassi.
Spre surprinderea lui, Vasile iese castigator fara efort. Il intreaba pe Vasile de cand joaca el tenis de este asa de bun.
Acesta ii raspunde ca la lacul din spatele casei lui este o broscuta care iti indeplineste orice dorinta dar sa aiba grija ca este cam surda, sa vorbeasca tare.
Se duce Ion la broscuta si ii spune ca vrea mult aur.
Cand ajunge acasa constata ca in batatura avea un taur.
Se plange la Vasile:
- Surda tare broscuta ta, am vrut mult aur si mi-a dat un taur.
- Si tu crezi ca eu am vrut sa fiu tare-n tenis?
Spre surprinderea lui, Vasile iese castigator fara efort. Il intreaba pe Vasile de cand joaca el tenis de este asa de bun.
Acesta ii raspunde ca la lacul din spatele casei lui este o broscuta care iti indeplineste orice dorinta dar sa aiba grija ca este cam surda, sa vorbeasca tare.
Se duce Ion la broscuta si ii spune ca vrea mult aur.
Cand ajunge acasa constata ca in batatura avea un taur.
Se plange la Vasile:
- Surda tare broscuta ta, am vrut mult aur si mi-a dat un taur.
- Si tu crezi ca eu am vrut sa fiu tare-n tenis?
Monday, March 17, 2008
Farsa criminala
Nici nu vreau sa ma gandesc ce a fost in sufletul omului. Ma intreb ce se intampla daca era cineva care suferea de inima.
Friday, March 14, 2008
Lucrul in echipa
Un taran intr-o caruta plina ochi, cu un singur magar amarat cu ochelari de cal,
care nu se urnea deloc, striga frenetic:
"Diiii, Murgule! Diiiii Surule! Diiiii Florica! Diiiii Maricica!"
Intrebat daca a uitat cum se numeste magarul, taranul raspunde:
"nu, nu, stiu cum il cheama, da' vreau sa ii dau impresia ca lucreaza in echipa......"
care nu se urnea deloc, striga frenetic:
"Diiii, Murgule! Diiiii Surule! Diiiii Florica! Diiiii Maricica!"
Intrebat daca a uitat cum se numeste magarul, taranul raspunde:
"nu, nu, stiu cum il cheama, da' vreau sa ii dau impresia ca lucreaza in echipa......"
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Relatia cu soacra (banc)
O femeie cauta o carte in bibloteca. Sotul o intreaba:
- Ce cauti draga?
- Stii unde-i cartea aia "Cum sa traim pana la 140 de ani"?
- Da, tocmai am aruncat-o...
- De ce?
- Incepuse ma-ta s-o citeasca!
- Ce cauti draga?
- Stii unde-i cartea aia "Cum sa traim pana la 140 de ani"?
- Da, tocmai am aruncat-o...
- De ce?
- Incepuse ma-ta s-o citeasca!
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